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@awkwardphilippe: [Pizza falls on the ground]

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-Germ boss telling his minions not to jump on the pizza until it's been a full five seconds.

[Pizza falls on the ground]

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HOLD!

-Germ boss telling his minions not to jump on the pizza until it’s been a full five seconds.

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