@thesulk: Pizza Hut ad: "Do you want the same old same old, or do you want the original?" Think about these words.
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@usedwigs: The hardest part of the day after running a marathon is finding ways to work it into every single conversation you have.
@10InchesPlus: Not sure if you'll like golf? Walk on a treadmill for four hours under a sun lamp then throw away $75 when you're done.
@Bonkaz: Flies & moths are so dumb. You can fly anywhere in the world for free with no passport and you decide to fly into my room. You will die.