@thesulk: Pizza Hut ad: "Do you want the same old same old, or do you want the original?" Think about these words.
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@JaymayAllDay: 1st grade: Color inside the lines. 10th grade: Color outside the lines. Art School: Snort the lines and then go color.
@pinupteacher: Two praying mantis' sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I Oh shit, did you see that? Daaaamn. She straight up ate him.
@Chloestylo: Just saw a car with "Just Married" on the back window. Do people still do that? Get married, I mean..
@MartaEffing: [1st day in hell] Devil: Your damnation will be that you are a shoe model for all eternity. Me: That's it? D: *hands me orange Crocs*