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@kentgrossarth: 'Pizza Hut, can I take your order?'

Me: 'May I speak with the owl, please?'

'Who?'

Me: 'Hahaha, that never gets old! Large pepperoni.'

‘Pizza Hut, can I take your order?’

Me: ‘May I speak with the owl, please?’

‘Who?’

Me: ‘Hahaha, that never gets old! Large pepperoni.’

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