@Brentweets: Pizza Hut is going gluten free so while you are dying from a heart attack you can atleast not have gas problems
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@RoosterMustache: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "hey thanks" and I'm like "I'm just happy to be a part of this nice community"
@GrantTanaka: So when she enters, just start playing & then she'll NEVER accuse me of being boring in the bedroom again, got it? Naked Mariachi Band: SÍ
@asimplesean: Star Wars (1977, PG) a group of terrorists enlist the aid of a drug smuggler and a religious fanatic to bomb the seat of governmental power.
@DanMentos: confession: when my barber spins me around and hands me a mirror to check the back I just fake it. Who is even that coordinated?