@tinynietzsche: Pizza is a good argument against nihilism.
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@MikeOdenthal: i hate sex and have no libido but i still date because i love explaining to women why the music they like is bad
@Heldinchains: The older you get the less people you can actually tolerate. I can tolerate about 5 people right now, 3 are my children and even that's iffy
@GorillaNipples1: *wife is out of town* Do I dare leave the toilet seat up? *looks around and shrugs* Screw it. This is my house. *falls into toilet at 3AM*
@RyanofAvalon: Friend: "Hey, want me to get out my didgeridoo so I can play for you?" I'd rather you didgerididn't.