@RegularFred: Pizza is like racism. America didn't invent it, but it's hard to find a country that does it better.
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@ch000ch: (reads smudged writing on hand during date) i just want to say that u look really preffy tonight
@MatCro: [bed] ME: [with one foot poking out of the covers] Monsters could get me ME: [pulling foot under covers] I am now completely safe
@Nikkeya08: Unfortunately Katy Perry, I couldn't fit in the skin tight jeans so instead of a teenage dream my husband gets Blair Witch.