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It's what separates us from the animals.
@GuyThe_Guy: You can learn a lot about a guy when you go through the pockets of his pants that are at his ankles in the bathroom stall next to your's.
@darrinfb: You never really realize how messed up your family is, until you start describing them to people that don't know them.
@BruceForce: I love the way everyone who uses hand sanitizer looks like they're hatching some kind of evil plan.
@TheCatWhisprer: *intermittently glances at phone while placing order for 6 burritos so the Chipotle lady thinks they're for multiple people*
@Schmoodles: I wish I was an American so that I had the right to bear arms. I'd probably go for panda bear arms because awwwww, so cute.