@ThatBoyJonah: Placing my signature wherever i go. Because, signature move!
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@o__0Dev: I tried a vegan recipe book last night. It was much tastier than any of the recipes in it.
@PaperWash: [Freddy Krueger enters my dream but I'm blasting Rebecca Black on repeat] Who's nightmare is it now Freddy?!
@Storminika: Cops got new drunk driving tests. There's one they pull out a wallet-size photo of Whoopi Goldberg & ask you, 'Is she attractive?'