@ThatBoyJonah: Placing my signature wherever i go. Because, signature move!
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@Parentpains: "I don't understand the value in seeing a therapist." - People who haven't spent time with me yet.
@FilthyRichmond: Hey kids! Make your voice heard this election day by hiding your parents identification! (Not applicable in some states)
@glazerboohoohoo: I bet the worst part abt being an organ harvester for the black market is having to fill the motel bathtub using that little bucket for ice.
@Mr_goose007: If I ever go missing, please put my photo on a Tequila bottle because nobody I know drinks milk.