@somecleverthing: Plagiarism is bad? Change a few words, that shit is yours. It's like when you change a baby's clothes- new baby. New baby that's yours now.
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@marinhubka: I moved to LA 9 months ago and I've just been circling around this whole time looking for a parking spot.
@_Tempo11: Sure I get excited when he unzips his pants. I'm pretending it's the sound of his body bag.
@AimeeHelene1: 'Dances with Wolves'... But it's just me, running around my backyard with an uncooked steak, screaming, while the neighborhood dogs bark.