@somecleverthing: Plagiarism is bad? Change a few words, that shit is yours. It's like when you change a baby's clothes- new baby. New baby that's yours now.
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@heroinsdemise: What many don't know, "Riverdance" was invented while waiting in line at the ladies toilet.
@Dutch_50: I was offering free mammograms in the company parking lot long before my employer was doing it.