@N0pantz: Plan B and pregnancy tests should be sold at the Liquor Store as a 'one stop shop' kinda thing. Save all that judgment for one cashier.
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@InternetHippo: *turns on the news* I wonder if things are getting better in the wor-- tv: AN ALLIGATOR ATE A BABY
@SuperJuanderer: If a spider attacks you, you should play dead. No, wait... that's for a bear. If a spider attacks a bear, you should play dead.
@jasonlight73: I like to cover my tracks by ending all my Google searches with the word "hypothetically"
@thejoelstein: 4-yr-old son gave smartest answer ever to "How do you know if something is art?" "People tell you."