@OneyeBogey: Plan "T" is going to work out, I have a good feeling about this one.
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@MommaUnfiltered: I may not know much about a lot of things, but this fact I'm sure of: A smoke detector battery will never go dead during the day.
@Smug_Lemur: God only gives you what you can handle. Really? Because I'm pretty sure I could handle way more money.
@longwall26: To avoid eating all the Halloween candy, I got tiny Bibles to hand out instead but, nope, I've eaten all those too.
@sofarrsogud: ME: [first day as a detective] Was the robber armed? VICTIM: No ME: *writing ‘probably a snake’ in my notepad* Thank you.