@OneyeBogey: Plan "T" is going to work out, I have a good feeling about this one.
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@SteveKoehler22: I needed to get a shipment of almonds to the airport quickly. It was so weird to call Uber and ask if they could drive me nuts.
@SteveSuckington: If a serial killer commits suicide, you can console his family by saying, "hey, at least he died doing what he loved"
@bingowings14: I tried some Dirty Dancing in a neighbour's herb garden. I had the thyme of my life.
@TheWriteStuff2u: Boss made me put a nametag over my left bosom. I leaned over and said, "Now, what shall we name the other one?"