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@chuuew: [planning heist]
Me: We'll need the element of surprise.
Neil deGrasse Tyson: [appears] Actually, such an element does not exist. Hi, I'm Ne

[planning heist]
Me: We’ll need the element of surprise.
Neil deGrasse Tyson: [appears] Actually, such an element does not exist. Hi, I’m Ne

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