@mattgallo123: Plastic silverware: because the only thing I hate more than poisoning the environment is washing dishes.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@boring_as_heck: A big thank you to whoever spraypainted "KARATE" on the side of my truck. Cops are scared to give me tickets now.
@Tommytoughstuff: *pulls away from kissing* JUDGE: That was unexpected and kind of nice, but you're still guilty.
@Mr_Kapowski: *scientist finishes bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal and begins drinking the milk* "Wait just one damn minute" - How horchata was born
@shanselman: 11 year old: "I was thinking. What if Alexa gets mad and starts ordering parts from Amazon to build herself a body?" Me: O_O