@mattgallo123: Plastic silverware: because the only thing I hate more than poisoning the environment is washing dishes.
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@blood_orphan: 3rd eye: youre on drugs 4th eye: youre a nerd 5th-7th eyes: ??? 8th eye: you are now a spider 9th eye: spider on drugs 16th eye: nerd spider
@KevinFarzad: College is expensive, BUT your student ID saves $3 at the movies. So really it pays for itself if you go to the theater 30,000 times.
@kelkulus: When I get to somebody's house, I text them, because knocking on doors is for poor people.