@johnbiehl: "Playing hard to get huh?" I say as I flip through your wedding photos on facebook.
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@hipsterocracy: People shit on Columbus like they've never knocked on the wrong door and then murdered the people inside and lived there.
@Reverend_Scott: How to impress your ex: 1. Get rich 2. Get more attractive 3. Get a tiger 4. Ride tiger everywhere in preparation for confrontation with ex
@chris_witha_see: I ironed my dress this morning while I was wearing it. So, yes Mensa, I will join your club.