@johnbiehl: "Playing hard to get huh?" I say as I flip through your wedding photos on facebook.
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@webofevil: Genuinely stunned France has adopted the word "wifi" rather than "le signal librement accessible sans l'utilisation de fils" or some shit.
@seandunn76: Alex: This term indicates a zero score in tennis. Contestant: What is love? *dance party erupts*
@Chumpstring: My sister told the police that I mistreat my pets. My own little sister! I guess that's the thanks I get for giving her a goldfish necklace.