@K_blue: Playing hide and seek in my office building because they can't fire you if they can't find you.
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@GrantTanaka: 1: ‘Twas the night before xmas, & all thru the house Dad was trashed on Grey Goose, mom spilled merlot on her blouse
@UncleDuke1969: (Trump rally) Trump: I’ll take questions now. Reporter: How will you fix California’s drought? Trump: More water. Crowd: *cheers wildly*
@fart: i made the mistake of watching a single zit popping video on youtube and now my recommendations screen is trying to make me barf