@K_blue: Playing hide and seek in my office building because they can't fire you if they can't find you.
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@zolofighter: " Wife: there is a man at the door with a mustache. Husband: tell him i've already got one. "
@thomas_violence: look, men and women are BIOLOGICALLY different. ever since the cave man times boys have loved cars and girls have loved toy ovens
@SteveSuckington: [1st time on phone with a girl] I've got butterflies in my stomach It's so cute that you're nervous [eating 2nd bowl of butterflies] huh?