@peteholmes: playing too much GTA. starting to see traffic as "options."
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@Cheeseboy22: Startle and amuse your cat by replacing its kitty litter with Poprocks. (Ladies: feel free to share this idea on your pinny website thing.)
@robyn_vo: People who say their migraine is going to be the death of them are totally right because I just killed a lady right after she said that.
@NotGoodEthan: "IN THIS CORNER.. DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON" *the rock beats chest* AND IN THIS CORNER... RYAN "PAPER" WALLACE *the rock is visibly nervous*