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@Be___Dope: [ Playing with Ouija board ]
Ouija board: I have a boyfriend.
@WilliamRodgers: Black ice is just like regular ice...
Except it's a better dancer...
@AphroditeAfter5: No Grandma, "sausage fest" is not a new special breakfast at IHOP
@Playing_Dad: If a pregnant friend tells you what the kid's name will be just whisper "AND THE DARK LORD'S PROPHECY WILL BE FULFILLED." They love that.
@Breadery: Snow White succumbs to avian influenza as a message against the laziness of magically hiring animals to complete household chores.
@FrogAvalanche: *inside camp-out tent*
*puts torch under chin*
"-a scary story?"
*flicks torch on, it vibrates*
"OMG. ITS. NOT. A. TORCH."