@UnluckyBrian: Plays tetris. Gets a circle.
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@adriennekhals: Worst day. Had a tampon behind my ear all afternoon and still cant find my cigarette.
@superdadatron: Ok everybody. Please look in your bedroom closet. I got my stalking notes mixed up and don't know where I am.
@gavinpivott: A really hot girl asked me for my number today and all I had to do was hit her car with my car.
@flashember: COME TO ME JOURNALBOT *Journalbot enters my study* ok write this down: Polar bears are bear ghosts. "polargeists" [very sad robot noises]