@UnluckyBrian: Plays tetris. Gets a circle.
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@KeetPotato: *gives gf a small gift wrapped box* "aww what's this, youre so sweet" *opens it* "wait, is this my toothbrush?" YOU DONT LIVE HERE KAREN
@SamGrittner: You're one day closer to death AND you get free cake? What’s not to like about birthdays?
@murrman5: *opens fortune cookie* there's rice on your face *grabs wifes and opens it* still there *grabs one from next table* I can do this all night