@Darlainky: Please accept this lovely parting gift as our way of encouraging you to leave.
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@Playing_Dad: Teacher: Does anyone have questions? Me: If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? T: Holy Shit
@karanbirtinna: Women on Twitter who boast about the crumbs they catch in their bras have no idea how much food I can carry around in my turban.