@Darlainky: Please accept this lovely parting gift as our way of encouraging you to leave.
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@Brianhopecomedy: The city I live in has the highest rate of stalkings in Canada. I told a girl at the grocery store this. Then I told her at the gym.
@weeziepeezy: No YOU hug her first .... NO YOU hug her first .... F-that ! YOU hug her FIRST ! .... -Lineup congratulating the Next Ebola free nurse
@TweetPotato314: me: i’m in love with you therapist: *buzzes secretary* cancel my 10 o’clock me: but I’m your 10 o’clock