@kate_smithxx: Please be more careful with your tacos. I just found them in my mouth.
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@elonjames: "...and I would've won if it weren't for you meddling minorities, women, gays, young people..." - Mitt Romney #ScoobyDooVillain
@DillDoes: *Burglar breaks into my room* *he looks around* *he softly wakes me up* Dude do you need some money or something? I'd be happy to help
@ChaseMit: America's national mascot should just be a drunk white girl typing on a shattered iPhone.
@Guinz: You were all Pluto's not even a planet and now you're watching it from your space car all slow and creepy like. Jerk.