@kate_smithxx: Please be more careful with your tacos. I just found them in my mouth.
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@notalogin: I wrote a screenplay -No you didn't About our Savior -Just stop Opening Judea's best ice cream shop -Shut up It's Jesus Christ, Scooper Star
@shopkins776: I never make New Year's resolutions. I just carry the ones over from the previous year and add "This time I'm serious"
@realHamOnWry: I don't understand people who practice polygamy. Why would anyone want more than one mother-in-law?