@EndhooS: Please, call me Seahorse. Mr. Seahorse was my mother.
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@Matt_The_1st: Sorry I didn't reply to your text, I just couldn't find a response that would keep you from sending another
@TinaraMinus10: A handsome man came up to me today & said "Hi what's your name?" I said "You on Twitter?" He said "No" We're getting married on Monday!
@TraylorParker: Me: YOU CAN DO IT SON! Son: Why are you being so encouraging? Are you drunk? Me: Yep. So pass your driving test or we're walking home.