@dwaghalter: Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns. It's a play on words.
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@WheelTod: In the street today, an unattractive woman asked for my number, so I gave her a fake. Still feel a bit guilty, as I'd just totaled her car.
@Mom_Overboard: Baby Timberlake: ACHOO! *Both Timberlake parents reach for a tissue* Justin: OMG we are so... Jessica: DON'T say it. Justin: ...N*Sync
@Sammy_Sega: BAD: When your date has been in the Men's Room for 45 mins. WORSE: When the 6 yo girl at the table next to you says "he's not coming back"