@dwaghalter: Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns. It's a play on words.
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@LarryJLund: Ex-wife died in a car wreck yesterday. Didn't send flowers, thought might be weird to the family. That and didnt know other drivers address.
@LibyaLiberty: "So,why r all Arabs terrorists?" 'All?' "Well,most." 'There's 369,243,763 Arabs.If they were mostly terrorists,you'd be dead' #ArabInAmerica
@Brianhopecomedy: My Mom asked me to help her sign up to Twitter so I did and she's really enjoying Google Plus.
@roxaroodw: Apparently it's inappropriate to ask where her shoes are from when you're in the next stall.