@memeprovider: "please do not expand the list by killing people."
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@tastefactory: A funny thing to do would be to text random numbers with "I got the live bees you sent, they'll do nicely"
@morganalxander: Hello my name is Morgan and I used to think lingerie was just a fancy way to say laundry
@WheelTod: I'm the outdoorsy type. I hate being chained to a desk all day, but management say they have no choice until I stop biting my coworkers.