@LynneMcCarthy: Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could sweep down & snatch your dinner while it's still running through the forrest
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@DurtMcHurtt: The car you buy should say something about you, and not just ramble on about itself like you're not even there.
@Book_Krazy: *Arrives at airport checkin* Me: I've never been to the rainforest. I'm really excited! -Ticket please Me: [Hands her Amazon Gift Card]
@thatUPSdude: Turns out cops get really pissed if you slip out of your handcuffs even if you say "Ta-Da" when you do.