@LynneMcCarthy: Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could sweep down & snatch your dinner while it's still running through the forrest
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@SortaBad: "I'd like to make a large cash deposit" teller: ok, how much do you have? "Wow can't a guy just share his dreams without being pressured?"
@OutrageousM: I like playing with my dog when I'm high. Because I don't have one when I'm sober.
@Vodkantots: Get your therapist to start taking you seriously by pulling a donut out of your purse.