@thatcarlygirl: "Please don't do this," I beg, as the hairdresser tries to start up another conversation.
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@squirrel74wkgn: The teenage boy cashier just told my wife that her tampon coupon is expired...and all of Target went silent.
@david8hughes: [baby wakes up in the middle night] "Go back to sleep, hun. I'll sort it out." [puts baby on eBay]