@thatcarlygirl: "Please don't do this," I beg, as the hairdresser tries to start up another conversation.
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@LackOfShame: If you like buying other people food and bribing them to eat it, then having kids might be for you.
@OBiiieeee: *my wife catches me in bed looking at an optical illusions book* HONEY, NO IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
@thegreatnanak: I'm like a squirrel. If I'm crossing a road, and a car comes by, I never know what to do. I just go mad.