@thatcarlygirl: "Please don't do this," I beg, as the hairdresser tries to start up another conversation.
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@MouVanLee: Reasons why i never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone. 1) I don't have iPhone. 2) I don't have a girlfriend.
@heidi420x: I'm not interested in your cat unless it's on its 8th life and about to do something incredibly stupid.
@AGreaterMonster: A firm handshake and a kiss on the neck is how I like to close my job interviews. Nailed it!