@ReelQuinn: "Please don't do this." - my voice mail greeting
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@SteveSuckington: Talk to your kids about drugs. Always stay informed about what drug is cool. You don't wanna be a nerd parent.
@michaelianblack: The phrase "Whatever floats your boat" is misleading because, practically speaking, the only thing that's going to float your boat is water.