@BoomBoomBetty: Please don’t exorcise the demon possessing me if it’s really good at things like small engine repair or has a secret recipe for a perfect pie crust.
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@iheartgunts: A rap battle but it’s just Keanu Reeves saying “Whoa” versus Owen Wilson saying “Wow.”
@mindflakes: I've invented a new kind of waffle maker that makes 300 waffles per minute whether you want it to or not
@matt___nelson: *pretends to get an urgent text so I can turn around after I notice I'm walking in the wrong direction*