@b4sage: Please don't feed the Kardashians.
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@michaelianblack: Police inspectors on British mystery shows always seem to know the murder victim. Moral: do not befriend any British police inspectors.
@UnFitz: Some cultures fear that when someone takes your photograph they steal your soul. You should be fine, though.
@rolldiggity: 1. Sit in stall of a crowded bathroom. 2. Whisper, "Oh no, not again..." 3. Slowly pour a large bucket of milk onto the floor.