@b4sage: Please don't feed the Kardashians.
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@FeralCrone: Listen, you should really give your mother a call. She's concerned that "the haters" in her Zumba class are organizing and gaining power.
@WilliamAder: It takes a long time to delete 900 million dollars worth of stuff from an Amazon shopping cart.
@krissywillbretz: Since I'm wearing a white top, I'm going to go ahead and eat this meatball hoagie while I drive.
@UNTRESOR: You should always read labels. I was about to eat this rat poison but then saw it has gluten in it. I could have died,