@dumbbeezie: Please don’t feel you need to explain your opinions to idiots. We do not care what you think.
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@JCWisdomNuggets: Next time a dude says "Pictures or it didn't happen", punch them in the throat, take a pic, and tell a story about a guy you throat punched.
@panmidwest: ME: omg I love your accent! Say that again! MY AUSTRALIAN WIFE: You're shallow and selfish. I'm leaving you and taking the kids.
@botandy: You come home early and catch the cat eating with a knife and fork at the table. You stare at each other unsure of the next move.