@MissMalbec: Please ignore this tweet, I'm pretending to be adding a coworker's phone number.
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@NikiWithIssues: Stretching and yawning at the same time might not look so sexy but it looks like you're a Pokemon evolving so that's cool.
@liv_thatsme: Listen, if I have to spend $14 for a movie ticket, I expect you to pause the movie when I have to go to the bathroom.
@sixthformpoet: If you watch Twitter backwards, it's about millions of socially-awkward people gradually learning how to survive in the real world.