@KevinFarzad: PLEASE LEAVE CHRIS BROWN ALONE, in the woods, surrounded by a pack of wolves.
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@TheCatWhisprer: My wife and I just finished an intense 6-month mediation to pick the movie we're going to fall asleep 10 minutes into.
@ceejoyner: Anything guitarists say while leaning back to back during a solo is protected by law like confession or attorney client privilege.
@Playing_Dad: Me: You want to watch a horror movie for Halloween? Dog: Sure, put it on Me: *turns on Dyson vacuum infomercial*
@ConanOBrien: Having an authentic Thanksgiving celebration this year. I’m giving my family smallpox.