@BridgetPhetasy: Please make sure my tombstone reads: wish you were here.
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@Lunatic_times: when the lady in the elevator burst into tears I did the only thing a man could do in the situation. I fell to the floor and played dead.
@KaliciaBo: "You are cute like a dog, Momma!" My daughter is very sweet but we must work on her ability to compliment.
@heymonroe: Pretty sure nobody would run marathons if they were never allowed to talk about running marathons.