@dril: please pray for my sons Thursten and Gorse who have just glued themselves to a curtain,
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@ohen39: [at the mall] santa: have you been naughty or nice this year? me: *stops smiling and gets off santa's lap* I want my lawyer.
@AnitaHelmet: When it comes to sex, I really need to have a connection. Otherwise the page just keeps buffering and it takes FOREVER to load.
@djdarrellripley: Her: She's too young for you. Me: Based on what? Her: Based on the number of times the Earth has orbited the sun since she was born.. Me:
@daemonic3: Mommy, what are these? "Put them back they are sleeping pills!" Oh, then you shouldn't yell "Why?" [whispering] YOU'LL WAKE THEM UP