@dril: please pray for my sons Thursten and Gorse who have just glued themselves to a curtain,
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@Reel2Dialog2: Dear woman I saw jog down a busy street, run into a liquor store, buy two bottles of wine, and then jog back home, Come back to me.
@okimstillhungry: Me:*typing furiously* I've bypassed the firewall and I'm hacking into the mainframe now Arby's customer: So is my order placed or not Me: No
@perlapell: You know you've just had lunch with a narcissist when your neck is stiff from nodding.
@dmc1138: "How much to go into this haunted house?" "Sir, this is the Church of Scientology." "Ooh...Sounds scary! One ticket please!"