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@robotrowboat: Please put away that scary photo, Tina.
That's my X-ray.
I'm not sure what’s worse: the fact you dated a skeleton or that its name was Ray.

Please put away that scary photo, Tina.
That’s my X-ray. 
I’m not sure what’s worse: the fact you dated a skeleton or that its name was Ray.

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