@primawesome: Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us. We think we might be in love with your call. We made your call a mix tape.
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@Love_bug1016: If only the workout your thumbs get from scrolling on your phone would go to your abs.
@PortRooster: If women had to be assembled, a lot of us would probably just play with the box...
@CoopSoSarc: I hung a horseshoe above the door for goodluck. My wife still came home. Superstitions are stupid.
@msmegmensa: A little drunk. Playing scrabble with my cat. Not sure who's winning cause he's eaten most of his tiles.