@primawesome: Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us. We think we might be in love with your call. We made your call a mix tape.
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@thetobbie: The only excuse for the kinds of storms that have been coming is that someone somewhere is losing a game of Jumanji...
@crunchenhancer: I judge the strength of the economy based on what type of candy people hand out on Halloween.
@pixelatedboat: It's bullshit that dogs get their own heaven but we humans have to go to the same heaven as moths and tractors