@primawesome: Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us. We think we might be in love with your call. We made your call a mix tape.
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@AndRyanTF: I just took such a long hot shower that when I finished, Captain Planet was standing in my bathroom with arms crossed shaking his head at me
@FilthyRichmond: Lifeguards should focus more on water safety and less on me laying eggs in the sand.
@mydmac: I really wish my twitter crush would scream out my name instead of 'hey you' every time he catches me in the tree in his front yard.
@jonnysun: if somone acidentaly walks in while ur in the bathroom, do not react at all. this avoids embarasment & makes them wonder if they are a ghost