@Bob_Janke: Please stop adding noises to your songs that sound like maybe something is wrong with my car.
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@UNTRESOR: Homeless Yelp Review: Dumpster behind grocery on Calhoun & Fairfax BARELY had any rotting fruit. Owner chased me off with a bat. 0 stars.
@Tmoney68: If I survived a plane crash in the wilderness, my biggest concern would be how much my airport parking bill would be.
@Maxine12339: Daughter announced there will be rain for Thanksgiving. We usually have turkey but with her cooking skills rain will taste better.
@2tickytacky: I walked briskly to the nearest safe haven as I was being chased by the hood on my jacket.