@hexprax: Please stop inviting me to bars where I have to stand up the whole time I'm not a dairy cow
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@nayele18maybe: My prescription isn’t ready, so three toddlers at this pharmacy just learned the F word.
@animaldrumss: Guy [beating me up for making a joke at an inappropriate time]: whos funny now you piece of shit Me: wait, you thought i was funny before?
@HallpassCanada: If you're a grown man walkin around with a winter hat that has animal ears I can tell that @ some point people used 2 take your lunch money