@_mindflakes: "Please stop misquoting me on Twitter," said my boss. "It makes me sad because I am a large baby with a stupid haircut"
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@timdonakowski: After weeks of being called lazy, not only did I put up all our Christmas decorations today, I also took them down.
@lindseyallen: Hate eating nachos with someone at the theater and our fingers touch. Especially if I don't know them, and they don't know we're sharing.
@Marlebean: "Only real heroes run towards danger" I think to myself while hiding from my whining children.