@AsgardianRose: Please stop putting flyers on my windshield in parking lots. I have no desire to see your new band called "Parking Violation".
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@TheCatWhisprer: You can tell a dad’s age by counting the number of hours he arrives early to the airport for a flight.
@3sunzzz: H: Did you remember to pick up the seal so the tub will stop leaking? M: *holding a baby seal* You should have been more specific.
@Marcmywords2: "Its odd how the Church just lets pedophile's grant forgiveness" Anyway...thats why I'm not allowed in Confession anymore.