@AsgardianRose: Please stop putting flyers on my windshield in parking lots. I have no desire to see your new band called "Parking Violation".
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@WheelTod: Probably the worst part about being a snail is how you can't put salt on your French fries.
@AngelaEhh: Why are people giving something up for lint? I'm sweeping that shit up every day if you want some more.