@JasonLastname: "Please stop that." -person who witnessed first guy beatboxing
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@badbanana: If you tell me you're a fan of One Direction, please clarify if you're referring to the boy band or Kim/Kanye's baby.
@drinksmcgee: I celebrate Friday the 13th in the traditional way... by going into the woods and murdering every sexy teenager I can find.
@bornmiserable: a fun thing to do when someone enters the elevator is to calmly say to them "I was murdered in this very elevator exactly one year ago"