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@JD_KC: Please stop throwing my only possession.
@causticbob: I was told that exercise helps with your decision making.
After going to the gym earlier I've decided I'm never going again.
@dafloydsta: Not to brag, but I always go to the hottest cashier at the store and she always checks me out.
@ElCorf: "I like my women how I like my sunglasses...
Sitting on my face..."
@TheDreamGhoul: some dogs can find bodies that have been buried for years & mine can't even find a cracker that hit him in the face on the way to the floor
@FreshTerritory: You guys are even more beautiful now that I'm wearing my "wine glasses".