@margolundy: Please tell me the grounds around mental hospitals have walking trails called psychopaths running through them.
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@robfee: No matter how lazy you feel, just remember that Goldilocks decided to take a nap during a b&e.
@rickolantern: When you're on a diet everything smells like cookies. Except the guy beside me on the city bus. He smells like sardines Delicious sardines
@causticbob: A boy asks his mom, "Why am I black and you're white?" She says, "Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark"