@bacon_gillepic: Plot twist a clown family hired a normal guy for their kids birthday party
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@shariv67: You can blame those "meddling kids" all you want. But let's face it. Your entire plan was to dress up like a ghost.
@ddsmidt: In the event of a tornado, put some weiners in your pocket. That way the search dogs will find you first.
@canadian_makin: Me: hello I've run out of toilet paper Front desk: oh I'm sorry for the inconvenience Me: oh no worries, but I've also run out of towels