@420blankman: Plot Twist: Africa adopts Angelina Jolie
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@ibid78: My desires are unconfessional. No wait. Unconditional? Pumpkin sensual? I just had it. Undone sectionals? Unmoustachable? Stunned pistachio?
@NicestHippo: "Your evolutionary biology thesis is rejected." Why? "You added (lmao) every time you mentioned Homo Erectus."
@3_arbutus: There are 363 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable.