@420blankman: Plot Twist: Africa adopts Angelina Jolie
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@shutupmikeginn: Me: your freezer went out I had to eat all the ice cream sandwiches Friend: it looks like someone kicked the outlet back into the drywall
@Sassafrantz: The average person has sex 103 times a year and it's almost March so that means only 103 more to go.
@Marlebean: Again Mr Jovi, Please stop mailing us bible verses. You cannot continue living on a prayer. We require an actual mortgage payment.