@CulturedRuffian: PLOT TWIST: Maybe eating a doughnut wasn't cheating on my diet. Maybe going on a diet was cheating on my doughnuts.
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@stevevsninjas: [Sweden's famous Ice Hotel] Vinnie: how are we going to break into the vault? Donnie: leave it to me *screws silencer onto hairdryer*
@TheTweetOfGod: Warning: the life you are about to lead contains strong language, adult situations and nudity. Exister discretion is advised.