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@glenc217: Plot twist:
My avi is human, but I'm a cartoon in real life.
@pecan_pie_1: When my toddlers are teenagers I'm going to wake them up in the middle of the night to tell them I'm thirsty
@DevilryFun: I got a facial tonight by hovering over the boiling water before throwing in the mac n cheese.
@StephenBCramer: My sister is holding her baby in one hand and a cup of Starbucks in the other, I'm going to toss her phone at her to see who gets dropped.
@icrushedmyhalo: Raise the roof!
The roof is on fire!
Hit the club!
Bust those moves!
Burning the dance floor!
- RL partying sounds so violent
@texasstalkermom: Want his attention?
Want to piss him off?
When he responds,
reply "Oops, wrong person"