@onelongbender: Plot twist: name your pets after passwords.
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@Brianhopecomedy: I want to be important enough to receive a phone call, say one word, hang up and having the end result being something blown up.
@1followernodad: Can't wait for the google doodle guy to get dumped and make things super personal.
@joeljeffrey: My first workout back at the gym was great... I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital.