@onelongbender: Plot twist: name your pets after passwords.
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@usermcuserface: You start a mosh pit at the orchestra one time and all of a sudden you're "banned for life" and "arrested".
@GrantTanaka: [answers doorbell] me: omg mark zuckerberg: [swinging nunchucks in a mildly threatening way] what u got against notifications, bruh
@bjfrancypants: "ALL I WANNA DO IS HAVE SEX WITH MINERS!" is the exact wrong way to proclaim your sexual proclivity toward those who excavate coal.