@ndiquote: Plot Twist
Nigerian Prince won the Powerball jackpot and he's emailing everyone now.
@TheBoydP: Ever smell a permanent marker and accidently color the tip of your nose black?
Related: They’re called permanent markers for a reason.
@LoveNLunchmeat: When I die, just throw the laundry in my grave with me. I want to die exactly as I lived.
@FloodyHippie: *uses your voodoo doll as a tampon*
@EliHansenMusic: I'm at my most immature when girls misspell "cologne" and start talking about how bad a man's colon smells