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@BriarSlyMadness: PLOT TWIST:
MARIJUANA is the drug against wars.
@trumpetcake: ANNOUNCEMENT: DENIM CLUB MEETING IS CANCELLED. AVERY RIPPED HIS JEAN VEST AT THE SUPERMARKET. HE'S OKAY, BUT VERY UPSET.
@PaperWash: me: just tell me I don't die in an Arby's bathroom stall
Death: [sadly looking up from his book] look, what matters is how you lived
@robdelaney: The contents of my son's last diaper was so upsetting to both of us we shared a cigarette after I changed it.
@fantasesay: Beyoncé: I cannot wait to slum it with some earth mortals at - wait what is it called again?
@DanTaylorAuthor: Me: *throws banana and waits for it to return, boomerang style* that's the last time I ever believe anything I read on Yahoo Answers...