@ibid78: [plumber] well here's your problem.. *keeps pulling tied handkerchiefs from toilet*
[magician] it was like that when I bought the house
![[plumber] well here’s your problem.. *keeps pulling tied handkerchiefs from toilet*
[magician] it was like that when I bought the house](/cache/87277.jpg)
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@JessG828: Kid just asked "why is it called 'flipping the bird'? Why not turtle? Flipping the Turtle." I can't even answer that bc WHY NOT TURTLE?!
@MelKassel: Me: *staring into mirror* Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary *skeleton bartender appears and slides me a drink* SB: $8.50, $8.50, $8.50
@Book_Krazy: Seems like everybody is wishing to find that special someone in their life, and I'm just over here wishing I could eat without getting fat
@SteveSuckington: "Dad I think there's a monster in my room" -Seriously? You're 33 years old. You live in a different state. "Just put mom on the phone"
COMMENTS